A matter of life or death?!


Question: A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding--but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How's that?"
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."


Answers: A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding--but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How's that?"
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."

another nice one *.....what's he doing on the road with a naked woman at home ???? late fool !

lol you are on a roll tonight!

cute.

lol good1

it was good, but not FUNNY

Like it!

Keep it up!

Then it may be best if he is arrested, he will then be saved from death lol

lol FUNNY. here is your star

hehehe, what does he want, a police escort home, pmsl

well.lol

excellent
another star award

Good one thanks

oh my!

Super good. Taking that one to work. lol.



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