Great blonde jokes?!
Question: Hears some blonde jokes
Hear bout the blonde who triped over a cordless phone
How bout the blonde who tried to put mms in alphabetical order
How do you drown a blonde
Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a pool
How you make a blonde laugh on saturday?
Tell her a joke on Tuesday
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
All you can eat under a buck.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.
Im done
Answers: Hears some blonde jokes
Hear bout the blonde who triped over a cordless phone
How bout the blonde who tried to put mms in alphabetical order
How do you drown a blonde
Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a pool
How you make a blonde laugh on saturday?
Tell her a joke on Tuesday
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
All you can eat under a buck.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.
Im done
Hahaha i loved them ..especially the one, 'how do you make a blonde laugh on saturday'. lmao
They were great! lol :)
I'd give you a star, but I've reached my daily limit :(
nice :)
Just posted this one the other day....
How did the blond break her legs raking leaves?
***she fell out of the tree****
haha lol
lo , good ones
Funny lol
A couple to add to your collection:
This blonde is driving along on a country road in her Mercedes when she spots another blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a wheat field. She pulls over, gets out of her car; shakes her fist and yells - "IT'S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE THE REST OF US A BAD NAME! STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA SWIM OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR *** !!!"
While weed-whacking one day this blonde accidently whacks off her cat's tail. She rushes the cat to Wal-Mart in a panic... Why Wal-Mart you ask? SHE KNEW THAT WAL-MART WAS THE LARGEST RETAILER IN THE COUNTRY.
that was good