Great blonde jokes?!


Question: Hears some blonde jokes

Hear bout the blonde who triped over a cordless phone

How bout the blonde who tried to put mms in alphabetical order

How do you drown a blonde
Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a pool

How you make a blonde laugh on saturday?
Tell her a joke on Tuesday

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
All you can eat under a buck.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!

To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.

Im done


Answers: Hears some blonde jokes

Hear bout the blonde who triped over a cordless phone

How bout the blonde who tried to put mms in alphabetical order

How do you drown a blonde
Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a pool

How you make a blonde laugh on saturday?
Tell her a joke on Tuesday

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
All you can eat under a buck.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!

To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.

Im done

Hahaha i loved them ..especially the one, 'how do you make a blonde laugh on saturday'. lmao

They were great! lol :)

I'd give you a star, but I've reached my daily limit :(

nice :)

Just posted this one the other day....

How did the blond break her legs raking leaves?


***she fell out of the tree****

haha lol

lo , good ones

Funny lol

A couple to add to your collection:

This blonde is driving along on a country road in her Mercedes when she spots another blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a wheat field. She pulls over, gets out of her car; shakes her fist and yells - "IT'S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE THE REST OF US A BAD NAME! STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA SWIM OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR *** !!!"
While weed-whacking one day this blonde accidently whacks off her cat's tail. She rushes the cat to Wal-Mart in a panic... Why Wal-Mart you ask? SHE KNEW THAT WAL-MART WAS THE LARGEST RETAILER IN THE COUNTRY.

that was good



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