I <3 the blonde jokes?!
Question: There were 2 blondes, a Russian and an American blonde. "We went to outerspace first" said the russian blonde. "Well we went to the moon first" said the American blonde. "We are gonna be the first to go to the sun" said the russian. "How are you gonna do that?" said the american. "We have it all planned out. We are going at night time!"
Answers: There were 2 blondes, a Russian and an American blonde. "We went to outerspace first" said the russian blonde. "Well we went to the moon first" said the American blonde. "We are gonna be the first to go to the sun" said the russian. "How are you gonna do that?" said the american. "We have it all planned out. We are going at night time!"
LOL
i have tons heres some:::
there was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. the lawyer just kept bugging teh blonde wanting her to play a game of intellegence. finally, the lawyer offered her 10 - 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but everytime he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. the lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde accepted. the lawyer first asked "what is the distance between the earth and the closest star?" without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked "what goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4 legs?" the lawyer looked puzzled. he took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop, and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50. the blonde put the $50 in her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted " what is the answer ot ur question?" without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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There was a blonde in a coffee shop.
Everytime she took a sip of her coffee it hurt her eye.
She took another sip and it kept hurting her eye..
She asked the brunette next to her and said " excuse me but everytime I drink my coffee it hurts my eye"
The brunette said "try taking the spoon out".
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse''s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse''s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. The other blonde, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first blonde explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed TOWARD me I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the HOUSE,
then I nail it in!"
The second blonde got really angry and yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the OTHER side of the house!"
Not the best
LOL a blonde wrote this.
that's funny
so your saying an american blonde is dumber lol?
ha ha thats..... not funny!
haha
yea umm not funniii
*snore* thats an oldie.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.