Its been a rough work week some one Please tell me a joke and make me laugh?!
Question: An old man goes to a house of ill repute outside of Las Vegas and says to the madam: "I'm 85 years old tonight and I want 2 beautiful girls and I want to make love to them 3 times each!!"........The madam looks him over and says: "Uh, sir.......don't you realize you've had it?".......................Old man says: "Oh really?....well, how much do I owe you?"
Answers: An old man goes to a house of ill repute outside of Las Vegas and says to the madam: "I'm 85 years old tonight and I want 2 beautiful girls and I want to make love to them 3 times each!!"........The madam looks him over and says: "Uh, sir.......don't you realize you've had it?".......................Old man says: "Oh really?....well, how much do I owe you?"
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name please.'? "Abdul Aziz " "Sex? " "Six times a week!! " "No, no, I mean male or female! " "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"
Ok. Here's a clean, family joke. What did teh penis say to teh vagina? Lol.
once opon a time....................................... went to the BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!! IN YOUR BED !!!! HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE