A guy walks into a bar with a pet monkey.?!
Question: He sits back to relax while the monkey jumps all over the place eating peanuts, pretzels and even hopping over to the pool table and picked up the cue ball, sniffed it, and swallowed it whole.
The bartender said "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "Yeah" answered the pet owner, "He always eats everything in sight."
Couple of weeks later the guy shows up with the monkey, again, only this time the monkey picked up a peanut, stuck it up his ars and then commenced to eat it. Did the same with a few peanuts and some cherries.
The bartender asked "Why is he doing that?"
The guy answered "That the monkey still eats everything in sight, but ever since he passed that cue ball, he measures everything before he eats it."
Answers: He sits back to relax while the monkey jumps all over the place eating peanuts, pretzels and even hopping over to the pool table and picked up the cue ball, sniffed it, and swallowed it whole.
The bartender said "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "Yeah" answered the pet owner, "He always eats everything in sight."
Couple of weeks later the guy shows up with the monkey, again, only this time the monkey picked up a peanut, stuck it up his ars and then commenced to eat it. Did the same with a few peanuts and some cherries.
The bartender asked "Why is he doing that?"
The guy answered "That the monkey still eats everything in sight, but ever since he passed that cue ball, he measures everything before he eats it."
LMAO!!! Good one. I e-mailed this to my sister and she loved it.
LOL
i like that its weird and very random lol
Ha Ha Ha! i loved it, good one!
New one..
i've heard that somewhere but it is just as funny as ever
WTF?!
Haha!