Can you tell me a funny conversation to have with the "voices" 10 poin!
Question: Hey hows it goin?(in a funny way)
Why are you talking in a funny way?
I dont know i just feel like it!
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WHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!(YELLING)
What????????
WHOPPER NO ONIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!(YELLING)
What the heck now my ear is freakin bleeding!!!!!!!!
OH IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!(STILL YELLING)
You know what im leaving and my ear is still bleeding!!!!!!!!!
WAIT DONT GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(STILL STILL YELLING)
the end
Answers: Hey hows it goin?(in a funny way)
Why are you talking in a funny way?
I dont know i just feel like it!
..........
..........
.............
WHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!(YELLING)
What????????
WHOPPER NO ONIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!(YELLING)
What the heck now my ear is freakin bleeding!!!!!!!!
OH IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!(STILL YELLING)
You know what im leaving and my ear is still bleeding!!!!!!!!!
WAIT DONT GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(STILL STILL YELLING)
the end
ITS NOT A CONVERSATION BUT...:
Sure.. the voices in my head arn't real, but they have some pretty good ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Explain to them how you hit a man on motorcycle with a burrito.
YEA , I WAKE UP, every night With A COMMITTEE Still Going On ,,,IN MY HEAD !
You: Hello voices, how are you guys today?
Voices: Hello YOU, I am fine thank you.
You: What's going on?
Voices: NOt much, just hanging around in your brain cells.
You: Sounds like fun, can I join you?
Voices: Hell no, we don't like you.
You: YOu don't like me?
Voices: No, we don't. We think you are stupid?
You: Stupid? But I have a 4.0 average.
Voices: But you have no common sense. Take yesterday for example. That girl you were trying to ask out. Why didn't you just say "Hey,wanna go out" instead of throwing up on her feet. Now she will never go out with you.
You: But I was nervous because I really liked her.
Voices: You are such a dimwit. don't you know girls love confidence in a guy?
You: NO, how could i have?
Voices: See, I told you....no common sense. You're an idiot.
You: I am not an idiot, your the idiot.
Voices: See, your unoriginal as well, can't even come up with your own comebacks. What a fool!
You: Okay, you win, I am a dumb fool. You guys are really good for my self esteem.
Voices: Haha, you made a joke I see. Pretty good, but you are still dumb.
You: OKAY!!! WTF EVER! Just go away.
Voices: NO
You: Why not?
Voices: Because we don't want to!
You: You are irritating the heck out of me.
Voices: Good, that's what voices in your head are for.
You: You are acting like a child.
voices: I am a figment of your imagination, so if I am acting like a child, it is all your fault.
You: You are making me paranoid.
Voices. Sorry. I;ll Stop.
You: Thank you.
Voices: Hey, how about taking us to that pizza parlour down the street, we're hungry.
You: You mean the one Becky works at?
Voices: Yeah, that's the one. We wanna get a kick out of watching you barf on her feet again.
You: Jerks, I am going to sleep.
Voices: Yeah, we'll be there as soon as we stop laughing.