Say something to cheer me up and laugh out loud!?!


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ekoj a reah ot tnaw tsuj I , das yllaer ton mi

yo momma jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

I'm not really sad, I just want to hear a joke.....well, here goes.

1) He who screws woman on ground has piece on earth.
2) He who stands on toilet is HIGH on pot.

ok read the Joke about the Moles It been only about 20 minutes ago , its funny yllaer I laughed so hard

I'm not really sad, i just want to hear a joke XD

I hope ur not offended by dumb blonde jokes ;-)

Okay there is a russian, an american, and a blonde. The russian goes "We are Superior to you guys because we were the 1st in space."
So the american gets mad and goes, "WE are superior to you guys because we were the 1st one the moon!!!" So the russian and american start fighting and the blonde says , "we are superior to you guys because we are going to be the 1st on the sun!!!!!" They pause, and go "YOu know you can't go to the sun right, it will burn you up!" and the blonde goes "DUH! thats why we are going at NIGHT!!!"

How do you keep a blonde busy? By writing "turn over on both sides of a piece of paper!"

How do you confuse a blonde? By putting herr in a circular room and telling her to sit in a corner.
How does a blonde confuse you? By coming out of the room and says she did it

HOPE I MADE YOU CHUCKLE!!!

There are three men that are construction workers, a mexican, an african american, and a white blond man. They were all sitting on a bridge getting ready to eat their lunch. The mexican man says "if i have turkey again i'll jump off this bribge and kill myself!"The african american says "if i have ham again i'll jump off this bridge and kill myself!" The white blond man says "if i have tuna again i'll jump off this bridge and kill myself!" They all had the same thing for lunch so they all jumped off the bridge.

At the funeral, the mexican and the african americans wives were saying "im sorry i didnt pack you a different lunch!"
Everyone turned to look at the blond mans wife and she said "dont look at me he packed his own lunch!!"

And..........................


There are two cows in a field and one cow says hey have you herd that there is a mad cow disease going around? The other says yup but good thing we are chickens!

I don't know if i can make you laugh out loud, but hopefully I can cheer you up!
Think of a squirrel, then think of how big its cheeks get when it puts nuts in its mouth. I don't know why, but I think that's cute and laugh about that.

Non effensive joke why do midgets laugh when they run???
A: the grass tickles there balls

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk. "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use Big People words."

She then asked little Alex what he had done? "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,

"Winnie the SHlT"

Or this?

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to there . . . you know what I mean.

So I'm sitting in my room, killing time, with nothing to do, so I figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait; let me be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to dial 9 first, Sir."



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