Three italian nuns.?!
Question: Three Italian nuns die and go to Heaven, where they are met by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives that I am granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want.”
The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren.” With that, poof, she’s gone.
The second nun says, “I want to be Madonna” and poof, she’s gone.
The third nun says, “I want to be Sara Pipalini.”
St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he says.
“Sara Pipalini” replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, “I’m sorry, but that name doesn’t ring a bell.”
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says, “No, Sister, this says, ‘Sahara Pipeline’ laid by 1,900 men in six months.”
Answers: Three Italian nuns die and go to Heaven, where they are met by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives that I am granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want.”
The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren.” With that, poof, she’s gone.
The second nun says, “I want to be Madonna” and poof, she’s gone.
The third nun says, “I want to be Sara Pipalini.”
St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he says.
“Sara Pipalini” replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, “I’m sorry, but that name doesn’t ring a bell.”
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says, “No, Sister, this says, ‘Sahara Pipeline’ laid by 1,900 men in six months.”
funny
had to read it twice, but finally got it
cute
lol,10/10,excellent.
Took me a while to get it...........hahaha.
If she's laid by all those men in 6 months, she'll never walk alone again....hahaha.
Lmao..
Again another corker..
Keep them coming*
Lol.
excellent joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
never heard it bt it made me to think.
lol
Very good, lol!!
funny !!!!!
lmao!
posted similar today about the blonde man .......I wont ask you again.....get out of my mail box you !!! haha funny still tho
Great joke thanks
1900 men in six months, i dont believe shed be walking anywhere
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That sister knew what she wanted! Good one. lol.