A man went to the doctor's.?!
Question: A man went to the doctor’s office for a full body exam. To the doctor’s surprise, the man had a cork where his a*shole should be.
“What is this?”, asked the Doctor.
“Oh, you’re referring to the cork. Don’t try to remove it… it’s permanent.”
“How did it happen?”
“Well, few months ago I was having a long walk on the beach when I accidentally tripped over a lamp. And then there was a lot of smoke and a genie came out of it. He says,‘I shall grant you one wish.‘”
So I said, “NO SH*T!!”
Answers: A man went to the doctor’s office for a full body exam. To the doctor’s surprise, the man had a cork where his a*shole should be.
“What is this?”, asked the Doctor.
“Oh, you’re referring to the cork. Don’t try to remove it… it’s permanent.”
“How did it happen?”
“Well, few months ago I was having a long walk on the beach when I accidentally tripped over a lamp. And then there was a lot of smoke and a genie came out of it. He says,‘I shall grant you one wish.‘”
So I said, “NO SH*T!!”
lmao....keep em comin!=)
Ha! ha! he! he! well worth a star.....
Oh dear.lol
Funny but not as good as the last one..
heard it before and still laugh
LMAO. Great.
LOL cute!
ha ha ha ha
Very good! Lol.
lol have a star.
Wow that was wonderful!!
Bet that wont be the case if the cork is removed.
funny as well as corkey
That's silly. ;-)
pop that cork.lol
haha funny thanx
You are in top form tonight. Thanks for another good joke.
excellent star4u
he he te he pmsl
star
Yes! lol.
why?