Can someone please give an ending to this joke?!


Question: How many Senators/ MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Answers: How many Senators/ MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

10 points for the funniest answer

Thanks!

All of them. Their collective IQ and general capabilities add up to that of one civilian.

one?????????

one, Hillary, but first she has to study Canada's way of doing it, then of course she screws the lightbulb into the ground never to be heard from again....

Two hundred and seventy or so Senators/MPs to pass the income tax increase for $2000.00 per year per family to pay for the light bulb, pass legislation to create the new 15 billion dollar Ministry of Light Bulbs, and pass a 10 billion tax payer funded welfare program for light bulbs.

1 so they can save money ecause there so cheap

None. They have to conduct a five year study to see if
1: it was in their job description to have to change a light bulb;
Then they would have to call an emergency session to decide if in fact the light bulb was actually blown out or not and finally, they would have the R.C.M.P.'s to investigate to ensure that there was not any undue expenses in deciding on how to change the light bulb.

Post Note:
By the time the five year study has been concluded, the next government will have been voted in and all they will do is turn on the light switch because the bulb wasn't blown out after all.

1 and a 5 to 4 majority on the vote.lol

one - and a whole party and dozens of donators to turn the world!

depends upon the whip.....If they belong to the same PARTY THEN ONE; IF THEY BELONG TO DIFFERENT PARTIES THEN THEY WILL RESIST THE CHANGE

Three.
One to suggest how to do it, one to argue against the one making the suggestion and one to argue against the other two.
Joke is, the lightbulb never gets changed as the politicians never change.



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