Christmas tree joke!!!?!
Question: Just received this from a friend so thought id share
ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE
The family is sitting at the dinner table.
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says,
"Mom, how many types of "willy" are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??"
"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.
Answers: Just received this from a friend so thought id share
ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE
The family is sitting at the dinner table.
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says,
"Mom, how many types of "willy" are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??"
"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, well this has just made me roll off the bed with laughter and bash me knee off the side unit, me thinks its time for bed now, but thanks for the giggle before i go to bed.
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was funny the first time i heard it but not now . i guess if u haven't it is funny
XDDD!!!!!!!!
lmao!!
that is a great one!!
That is SO funny. I'm definately going to pass that one on:)
i think the funniest thing is that you said "willy"
hahaha
haaahaa =]!!!!!
haha yer that was a good one
thats nasty...
that's awesome
LOL really cute, had me laughing a bit!
hahahahhahah, ahhahahahah thats a good one, i can even imagine that, whoa i think my larynex just blastted because i was laughing so hard...
thats tree times iv heard it.lol
Only if they are not already broken!
ha ha ha v good,,,
Funny