The injured Soldier?!


Question: A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being

wounded in battle.



Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at

his bedside. "So tell me Doc, what did you do to me?"



The doctor says, "Son, we have some good news and some bad

news."



"Yeah, what?" replies the patient.



"Well the good news is that we were able to save your private

parts."



"Yes, that is good news Doc, but what about the bad news?"



"We put them under your pillow!"


Answers: A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being

wounded in battle.



Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at

his bedside. "So tell me Doc, what did you do to me?"



The doctor says, "Son, we have some good news and some bad

news."



"Yeah, what?" replies the patient.



"Well the good news is that we were able to save your private

parts."



"Yes, that is good news Doc, but what about the bad news?"



"We put them under your pillow!"

good 'un. A star 4 u

oh ****.lol

sorry, i dont get it

OK, 8/10

Nice one ,,,,,

It is very distasteful to post jokes like this in time of war and great injury to many of our brave service men and women.

I'm sure you did not mean to be hurtful.

ok! good one! hear this one too!

A man goes to doc for getting his test reports ..
the doc says that he has both bad and worst news!
the man wants to hear bad first

Doc:- the bad news is that u have only 1 day 2 live
man:- then what's the worst news?
Doc :- worst news is that i forgot to tell u yesterday!!

very good
star

Haha

Always get your bad news first.

Then you can still look forword to the good news lol.

Oh My God!
Where do you find this funny jokes? I laughed till there were tears in my eyes.
Very funny!
10 out of 10!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...

hahaha,funny.

*lol* poor guy

haha another good'n *

aowch!!! lol *

hehehe,at least he can have them stuffed and mounted, pmsl hun

star time

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