If you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?!


Question: You should not try to choke smurfs. Quite apart from the moral issues involved, they can spontaneously combust, then recombine into two identical smurfs each as powerful as the original smurf. Typically both will be blue initially, then turn pink. On turning pink they disappear in a puff of smoke and re-appear inside your inner ear where they beat on your eardrums until you go crazy. Definitely, you should not try to choke a smurf.


Answers: You should not try to choke smurfs. Quite apart from the moral issues involved, they can spontaneously combust, then recombine into two identical smurfs each as powerful as the original smurf. Typically both will be blue initially, then turn pink. On turning pink they disappear in a puff of smoke and re-appear inside your inner ear where they beat on your eardrums until you go crazy. Definitely, you should not try to choke a smurf.

purple

Smurfs have book lungs. Everybody knows that.

gasping green. lol

Darkest purple ?

your mom

Please don't choke a smurf, the are lovely blue little people and are so kind and sweet.
If you did choke one they would go a an even darker blue than they already are and then they would be dead and a dead smurf is a terrible thing!!! You would have a massive collection of smurfs and smurfet's calling around your house demanding justice - they would have to get you to murder one of your favourite cuddly toys and if you do not have any then they would destroy your car!!!
Unless of course you choked a smurf by accident and then they would just give you a 3 verse song of the "smurfs" so either way you would be really sorry for choking one of them!!!

purple



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