Chuck Norris facts?!
Question: what are the funniest chuck norris facts u have ever heard?
10 points to the one that makes me laugh the most B-)
Answers: what are the funniest chuck norris facts u have ever heard?
10 points to the one that makes me laugh the most B-)
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
chuck norris CAN believe its not butter
it only takes chuck norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
lol
chuck norris does not sleep. he waits.
chuck norris is the only person that can divide by 0
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes and the earth moves down
chuck norris died 20 years ago, but the grim reaper hasnt built up the courage to tell him yet...
that made me laugh the first time i heard it. lol. hope you like it.
did you know chuck norris's tears can cure cancer... to bad he never crys.
ONLY chuck norris can prevent wildfires!
red bull, is just chuck norris pee in a can.
when chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool get's chuck norrissed.
there is no such thing as an endangered speices list, just a list of creatures chuck norris allows to live.
when chuck norris does a spin kick, the world momentarily stops.
the TMNT are based off a true story one time chuck norris ate four turtles when he crapped it out it was 7'0 tall and knew kung fu
kids write their name in the snow with their pee chuck norris writes his name in the cement
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
+ Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in 3 moves.
+ Time waits for no man, unless that man is Chuck Norris.
+ Chuck Norris counted to infinite, twice.
+ Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.
chuck norris doesnt sleep w/ a night light b/c he's afraid of the dark...its b/c the dark is afraid of chuck norris!
On his brithday, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child, and throws that child into the sun.