I need to laugh!?!
Question: Okay i am so bored and down right know! I havn't laughed in the last hour or two! Do u have any jokes u have? Plz keep them appropriate! No u know what jokes!
plz and thank you!
P.S. Don forget to comment!
Answers: Okay i am so bored and down right know! I havn't laughed in the last hour or two! Do u have any jokes u have? Plz keep them appropriate! No u know what jokes!
plz and thank you!
P.S. Don forget to comment!
Will this make you laugh?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were like killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
I'm like... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!?!?!?
or this?
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.
"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
"Go and get help!" he cried.
"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"
"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."
Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."
Yo momma so fat, when she walked past the T.V I missed a whole seaosn of "Friends"
Lawl ;P Report It
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