A POLE poll? Have you ever touched a 10 foot POLE? 10 inches?!? If quizzes are q!
Question: Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Have you ever wondered what French kissing is called in France?!?
Somebody once asked "If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?" how could they not know that???
A man who specialized in puns thought he had an outstanding chance of winning a pun contest run by his local newspaper.
He sent the paper no fewer than ten different entries in the hope that one of them might win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
With a VERY important presidential election coming up, VOTE for Democracy!
Remember: In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.
When George W was elected, the only botes that counted were in the Supreme Court chamber.
A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
One Christmas, Phil and Will built a skating rink in the middle
of a pasture. A shepard leading his flock decided to take a
shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of
the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepard began
tugging them to the other side.
"Look at that," remarked Phil to Will. "That guy is trying to
pull the wool over our ice!"
Answers: Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Have you ever wondered what French kissing is called in France?!?
Somebody once asked "If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?" how could they not know that???
A man who specialized in puns thought he had an outstanding chance of winning a pun contest run by his local newspaper.
He sent the paper no fewer than ten different entries in the hope that one of them might win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
With a VERY important presidential election coming up, VOTE for Democracy!
Remember: In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.
When George W was elected, the only botes that counted were in the Supreme Court chamber.
A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
One Christmas, Phil and Will built a skating rink in the middle
of a pasture. A shepard leading his flock decided to take a
shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of
the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepard began
tugging them to the other side.
"Look at that," remarked Phil to Will. "That guy is trying to
pull the wool over our ice!"
No but I've met a lot of people I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
Then again wait a minute. I was a lifeguard once and we had poles we used to help people out of the water.
However they were 12 feet long not 10.
Pastor Art
BAHAHAHA! Nice job. Have a star.
LOL!
Good, some better then others =p
Without being crude, you got me to laugh
Thanks for making my.. very early morning!
hahaha! so funny!
and to whoever gave me the thumbs down for NO apparent reason, u can go burn in hell.
A baby pigeon was afraid of flying and mother pigeon was irate and said I will tie you with a rope and pull you if you don't try to fly. the baby pigeon cried I don't want to be pigeon towed.
like it .lol