An innocent virgin.?!
Question: Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin. He'd been
going with Jane for a few months, when he decided to test her.
As they drove along in the car, he unzipped his fly, turned to
her and said, "Do you want to see my wee-wee?" She yelled,
"No!No! Please zip up your fly!" Instead of being annoyed, Tom
was happy.
On the eve of their engagement to be married, he tried the same
thing, with the same result. Finally, on their wedding night,
they were alone in the hotel room when he unzipped his fly
again and said to her, "Honey, now that we're married you can
now look at what I've got here," and proceeded to take out his
d*ck.
She looked at it and said, "Oh, what a sweet looking wee-wee!"
Tom said, "No darling--you don't have to call it a wee-wee
anymore; you can call it a c*ck."
She looked at it a while and then said, "No, Tom, what you have
'is' a wee-wee." A 'c*ck' is long, thick, and black!!!
Answers: Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin. He'd been
going with Jane for a few months, when he decided to test her.
As they drove along in the car, he unzipped his fly, turned to
her and said, "Do you want to see my wee-wee?" She yelled,
"No!No! Please zip up your fly!" Instead of being annoyed, Tom
was happy.
On the eve of their engagement to be married, he tried the same
thing, with the same result. Finally, on their wedding night,
they were alone in the hotel room when he unzipped his fly
again and said to her, "Honey, now that we're married you can
now look at what I've got here," and proceeded to take out his
d*ck.
She looked at it and said, "Oh, what a sweet looking wee-wee!"
Tom said, "No darling--you don't have to call it a wee-wee
anymore; you can call it a c*ck."
She looked at it a while and then said, "No, Tom, what you have
'is' a wee-wee." A 'c*ck' is long, thick, and black!!!
LOL..
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ya !!! baby
-good one !!!
HILARIOUS
OMG that was a good one
ha ha love it
hahaha, good one mechelle,10/10.
that was very funny
lol,she knows what she wants then haha *
Funny! 10!
LMAO she aint no virgin lol
wow hilarious chick
lolz it literally did make laff out loud lolz
it defo a keeper and to go round people in my school lolz
you get 10/10 and a star defoo
xx
very good
Ok, a little *too* much information.
lol!!!! that was funny as hell
LMAO
Hahahhaaha
that was hilarious.
You get a star!!!
hahahahahahahaha XD
hehehe, pmsl hun, excellent
star time
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I liked the toothbrush one, the best. lol.
Ha
Some virgin she is,hey Mechelle?
Another good Joke.
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