A useful tool.?!
Question: A useful tool roughly measuring 7 inches in length Usually it’s found hung, dangling, but ready for instant action At one end it has a clump of hairy things, whilst at the other end has a small hole. Enjoyment of its functioning can be had by both sexes When used its inserted willing sometimes fast, sometimes slow into a warm fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust quickly in and drawn out, again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Somebody found listing in would most likely recognize the pulsing rhythmic sounds emanating from the well-lubricated movements… When withdrawn, it leaves a juicy frothy, and stick white substance, some of which needs cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything’s done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, its returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for another bit of action, maybe reaching its bristling climax a couple of times a day, but often much less. As I’m sure you’ve guessed, the answer to this riddle is none other than your own… A Toothbrush
Answers: A useful tool roughly measuring 7 inches in length Usually it’s found hung, dangling, but ready for instant action At one end it has a clump of hairy things, whilst at the other end has a small hole. Enjoyment of its functioning can be had by both sexes When used its inserted willing sometimes fast, sometimes slow into a warm fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust quickly in and drawn out, again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Somebody found listing in would most likely recognize the pulsing rhythmic sounds emanating from the well-lubricated movements… When withdrawn, it leaves a juicy frothy, and stick white substance, some of which needs cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything’s done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, its returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for another bit of action, maybe reaching its bristling climax a couple of times a day, but often much less. As I’m sure you’ve guessed, the answer to this riddle is none other than your own… A Toothbrush
wow thats a good one got me going for a sec then lolz
you defo get a star for that *
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you wont believe my but a toothbrush was the last thing i had in mind
Yuk!
You got me this time, I thought you where going to say something else. Good on you.
Lol. Heard it yesterday, but lol.
lol...
thats nasty but funny......
lol,lol,lol, 10/10, * .
Excellent work.
You really got me going there..............
naughty girl......hahaha.....
Loved it though.Thanks.
ok my mind went in another direction
to all who didnt say toothbrush:GET YOU HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER!!
lol!.... I will never look at a toothbrush the same way again!...
brill.*.....managed to have a question twice deleted and twice restored by Y/A for something very similar.haha.....am I atracting the trolls atention where others just get away wiv it? good policy I say !keep going.....oh and the only reason I did not think of anything else was that recent posting......other wise .....hahaha,enough said !
hehehe, another good one, my mind was in the gutter reading this hun, pmsl
star time
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aaaaaaaa.... toothbrush was gonna be my second choice. Yeah, right! lol.
that's what I was thinking
NOT!!!!!!!!
EXCELLENTE JOKE
STARRRRRRRRRRRRR