3 men die and go to heaven....?!
Question: ...but are met at the gates by St Peter who tells them there is only space for one of them.
To determine who gets in, they have to say how they died, the most unfortunate death gets a place in heaven.
1st Bloke - I come home from work and find my woman naked in bed, with another man's clothes on the floor, I know she's cheating, but can't find the bloke. I look out over the balcony of our 10th floor appartment and see this bloke in his boxers hanging from the balcony below, I drop a vase on his head and he falls to the floor below, but the bushes broke his fall and he survived. In a mad panic I grabbed the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony crushing the guy to death. I died from a heart attack due to the strain.
2nd bloke - I'm doing pull-ups on my balcony, when some maniac from the floor above drops a vase on my head, I survive the fall, but then he drops a fridge on me.
3rd bloke - Picture this, i'm hiding in a refrigerator.
Answers: ...but are met at the gates by St Peter who tells them there is only space for one of them.
To determine who gets in, they have to say how they died, the most unfortunate death gets a place in heaven.
1st Bloke - I come home from work and find my woman naked in bed, with another man's clothes on the floor, I know she's cheating, but can't find the bloke. I look out over the balcony of our 10th floor appartment and see this bloke in his boxers hanging from the balcony below, I drop a vase on his head and he falls to the floor below, but the bushes broke his fall and he survived. In a mad panic I grabbed the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony crushing the guy to death. I died from a heart attack due to the strain.
2nd bloke - I'm doing pull-ups on my balcony, when some maniac from the floor above drops a vase on my head, I survive the fall, but then he drops a fridge on me.
3rd bloke - Picture this, i'm hiding in a refrigerator.
2nd Bloke goes to heaven. He is an innocent bystander.
Love the joke too!!!
Once funny, always funny I say! Bring theold ones on!
Ha, Ha, Ha! That's a good one!
hahaha...funny !
Thats funny
Heard it, but it's still good.
lol
put up more like this
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!
The 2nd one got in..
He had no mistake in the whole episode.
the most inocent guy is the 2nd.
the first is a murderer the 3rd is hiding . by process of elimination its the 2nd
hahaha thats really funny. i think the guy in the fridge cause he didnt do anything wrong like kill a guy or cheat! lol
ok...go on......your hiding in a fridge.......then what happens?
lollz ... good one!
Lol!
lmao
lol
LOL
lol...good one
lol
most unfortunate death is of second one
that was great! keep em comin!!=)
ohmigawd love it!!! lol
I heard it before. I really LOVE this joke! :-D
I had heard it before, but its still funny......like my bf says....well actually it has nothing to do with what he says...nevermind sorry!
but thanks for the laugh!!
~browneyes~
funny
lmao omg
Very funny...