Jokes And Riddles?!
Question: My dad overheard this the other night..........Man walks into pub.Orders a drink.Barman says, Gosh you are cheerful tonight....Man replies... So would you if you found out your dog was a locksmith.........Man beside him says Whaaaah... Man replies. Well tonight I kicked him up the a*rse and he made a BOLT for the door....Booooom BOOOOOOOOOM
Answers: My dad overheard this the other night..........Man walks into pub.Orders a drink.Barman says, Gosh you are cheerful tonight....Man replies... So would you if you found out your dog was a locksmith.........Man beside him says Whaaaah... Man replies. Well tonight I kicked him up the a*rse and he made a BOLT for the door....Booooom BOOOOOOOOOM
Very good. I really dig it lol.
Brilliant to see the british sense of humour. Long may it last, and it is funny.
Don't get it
Nice one. Made me laugh.
that sucked
LOOK IDG IT THIS IS BS U KNO IT S*CKED
woof .lol
Some people got no sense of humour!!
Well Done! You made me laugh!!
10/10 Star on its way!! *
Thats not really funny it kinda sucks actually because people have to think to get it and those jokes are only funny if u are a locksmith or somehow related to the joke itself