I want 5 Loaves?!
Question: Joe, age 87, and Moe, age 80, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. Joe had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. Moe, was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
Joe said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, Moe stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
Moe said, "I want 5 loaves".
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard"
Moe replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this sh*t but me."
Answers: Joe, age 87, and Moe, age 80, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. Joe had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. Moe, was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
Joe said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, Moe stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
Moe said, "I want 5 loaves".
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard"
Moe replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this sh*t but me."
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