What is an Australian Kiss?!
Question: Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose!
Answers: Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose!
yey! Brian's awake!
These gave me something of a double-whammy! (If you'll pardon the inference!)
There's someone I know who's been in a very high company position for quitea long time, so will love the audit joke, but even better, has a son who emigrated to Oz about 18 mths ago, so will appreciate & pass those jokes on too.
Will save them till Monday when I know they'll be picked up & passed on.
(Hey, you could be on your way to International stardom!
Erm, by the way, don't forget - I knew them/you before you were famous. LOL!)
Great stuff there my friend!
Q: What do you call a bag of fannies?
A: Clitoris allsorts :)
TOO Funny!! LOL
It's not a repeat if you didn't see it first time around.
another good one brian, i love the one with the hurricane you never fail to make me laugh thank you xxx
good one brian and a star award
lmao
you're funny
Funny! 10!
wow
thats all i have to say LOL
funny
nice 1 .lol
superb lol*
Brill!!
Some new ones there for me!!
Thanks for the laughs!!
10/10 + * !!
lol, 10.