Firewood......pmsl!!?!
Question: Firewood.......lmao?
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
>
> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
>
> "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them
Logs, but he's hidin' it there."
>
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
> search the shed where the firewood is kept.
>
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana
. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
>
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
>
"Yeah!"
>
"Did they chop your firewood?"
>
"Yep!"
>
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)
Answers: Firewood.......lmao?
Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
>
> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
>
> "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them
Logs, but he's hidin' it there."
>
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
> search the shed where the firewood is kept.
>
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana
. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
>
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
>
"Yeah!"
>
"Did they chop your firewood?"
>
"Yep!"
>
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)
I absolutely was rolling laughing so hard. I LOVED this! Thanks for sharing it.
That's funny...thanks!
Funny! 10!
that's funny =]
lol.. thats hilarious.. really great! loved it.. put more up!
Now, that was cute.....a star for that one......
Loved it!
Ha Ha Ha that's a good one!!!!!
It was funny yesterday.
its a good one to keep me warm in this winter, where is my phone i need to call 911
cheers for the laugh .you made an old man smile.cheers :-)
hahaha that was funny!
i just might try that
roflmao. thats soo funny. the sneaky git. thats one way of getting it done. :-)