An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster......?!
Question: . for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years.
When the old rooster saw the young one strutting around and he got a little worried. "So, they're trying to replace me," he thought. "I've got to do something about this."
He walked up to the new bird and said, "So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff, don't you? Well, I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself."
The young rooster was of a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young rooster. "And since I know I'm so greatI'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy!"
So the two roosters went over to the hen house to start the race with all the hens gathering around to
Answers: . for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years.
When the old rooster saw the young one strutting around and he got a little worried. "So, they're trying to replace me," he thought. "I've got to do something about this."
He walked up to the new bird and said, "So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff, don't you? Well, I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself."
The young rooster was of a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young rooster. "And since I know I'm so greatI'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy!"
So the two roosters went over to the hen house to start the race with all the hens gathering around to
LOL THAT IS SO FUNNY~
haha
:O thats mean
lol,lol,lol,10/10,very funny indeed.
haha
thats so funny
An oldie but a goodie
That was pretty funny, Craig!