Woman one liners.?!


Question: 1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it
take to do the dishes? Both of them.


2. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.


3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Not
one will stop to ask directions.


4. What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a
one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.


5. How does a man show he is planning for the future? He buys
two cases of beer.


6. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The
bonds eventually mature.


7. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.


8. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.


9. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring
and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.


10. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
every night? A widow.


11. Why are married women heavier than single women? Single
women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the
fridge.


Answers: 1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it
take to do the dishes? Both of them.


2. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.


3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Not
one will stop to ask directions.


4. What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a
one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.


5. How does a man show he is planning for the future? He buys
two cases of beer.


6. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The
bonds eventually mature.


7. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.


8. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.


9. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring
and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.


10. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
every night? A widow.


11. Why are married women heavier than single women? Single
women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the
fridge.

brilliant!!! one of my favourites!!!! lmao

har

Nice one ha ha ha ,,,,,

Very good

poor old men.lol

very good, have heard before but its good for first thing, suggest you pass on to Mark S who has posted three very anti female rants this morning, assume that he is not a happy bunny.

Hahahaaaa....cute

Nice ones you have got here.
Made me laugh!

well done mechelle,nicely put.

ha ha this will have the tongues a wagging

lol

hahahahaha

Excellent. lovely collection. Some more please. A star 4 u

hahaha,one less for me but still very funny *

Funny! 10!

these are all so true! 10 out of 10 for us girls lol :0)

Hahahaha
like them

Heres one to add to your list- What do men & clouds have in common? Eventually they both f*** off & its a nice day

hehehe, soooooooooo true hun, pmsl

star time

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Excellent

lol nice one love it!!



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