Two blondes.?!


Question: Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.


They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath.

The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."


Answers: Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.


They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath.

The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

ha ha!

Funny

why didn`t she climb in to the car and try from the inside.lol

They must hav tried breakin open the door. That way it wud have been before it rained.

Hehehehehe.....juz cld have climb in !!

This is a good one. Very funny

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A .. I'll tell you tomorrow.

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A .. She lost the recipe.

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A .. With a thought.

Q .. Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A .. The noise gave her a headache.

Q .. How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work?
A .. She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.

Q .. What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A .. Perri-air.

Q .. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A .. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q .. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A .. When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

Q .. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
A .. Data transfer.

Two blondes were walking down by the side of a river, on opposite sides. One shouts to the other "How do I get to the other side?" after a few minutes thought, the other blond shouts back, "You are on the other side".

you have started something now . very good I love a good laugh in the morning

lol, very funny.

This is almost similar to a "blonde star service"

She called Blonde star and stated that I am locked in my car and the keys are on the outside!

sounds about right
another star

psh

hahahaha

Very funny indeed. Some more please.

hehe,on this one I got there before you lol

Funny! 10!

a golden oldie lol

Ouch........ lol:0)

hehehe, were their names Dumb and Dumber by any chance, pmsl hun

star time

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funny!!! lol

Very funny Lol



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