Woman's snappy comebacks?!
Question: Man: ="Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the
receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: ="Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah,
that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: = "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be
too if you sit down."
Man: = "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't
know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: = "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and
I'll go to mine."
Man: = "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's
in the phone book."
Man: = "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the
phone book too."
Man: = "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female
impersonator."
Man: = "What sign were you born under?" Woman: "No Parking."
Man: = "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: = "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman:
"Unfertilized !"
Man: = "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same
reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: = "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please
leave me alone."
Man: = "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't
accept cheap gifts."
Man: = "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy." Woman: "Yeah,
but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: = "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are
no services today."
Man: = "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's
start with your bank account."
Man: = "I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman:
"Yes, but would you stay there?"
Answers: Man: ="Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the
receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: ="Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah,
that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: = "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be
too if you sit down."
Man: = "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't
know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: = "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and
I'll go to mine."
Man: = "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's
in the phone book."
Man: = "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the
phone book too."
Man: = "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female
impersonator."
Man: = "What sign were you born under?" Woman: "No Parking."
Man: = "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: = "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman:
"Unfertilized !"
Man: = "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same
reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: = "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please
leave me alone."
Man: = "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't
accept cheap gifts."
Man: = "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy." Woman: "Yeah,
but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: = "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are
no services today."
Man: = "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's
start with your bank account."
Man: = "I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman:
"Yes, but would you stay there?"
Ha ha ha they`re great,ha ha ha have a star,,,,,,
some women.lol
Love 'em!
this is incredible! These actually just made my day you have no idea! Thanks for this little ray of sunshine!
:)
Man: ="Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah,
that's why I don't go there anymore."
Lols, I like that! Star for you!;D
haha i like it!
I thought that was funny........the first time I heard it.
so... what's your question?
you getting extremelly close,but I am still ahead of that one,meaning its been in the queue for days now hahaha funny tho and *
women can be mean.
Ha ha ha ga
excellent you defiantly deserve a star for that great !!!!!!!!!
Ha Ha
Lol
Why is a woman like a badly made motor cycle.
The front wobbles, the back end is too big. it makes a lot of noise,and it costs an arm and a leg to maintain
lol i think they're hilarious
good one! *i'd give u a star but i cant
So cool!!!
Ha ha =D
I wouldn't say they are stroppy replies, they are honest replies, but funny though!!!
the man met his match
Nice ones Lol
hahaha,10/10.
hehehe, damn i have missed out on using some of them, pmsl hun
star time
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