Firm up, funny or not.?!
Question: One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "wackie."
With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."
Answers: One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "wackie."
With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."
tee hee
lol...................cool
stupid
haha *.....does she need a tiler ???
hey hey hey.
LOL
hahaha
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
sweet joke! real funny!
Ha Ha you made another funny.
Nice one Lol haha
lol,lol,lol,lol, four lol, one for each man,not including the ever so nasty hubby.
10/10,star.
Excellent piece of work mechelle.
I've got tears in my eyes.
hehehe, carpy you don't even think about ait, pmsl
star time
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