Twas the night before christmas ( Brooklyn version)?!


Question: 'Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mellow, Not a creature was stirrin',I had a gun unda my pillow.

When up on da roof' I heard somethin' pound, I sprung to da window, To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"

When what to my Wanderin' eyes should appear, But dat hairy elf Vinny, and eight friggin' reindeer.

Wit' a bad hackin' cough, And da stencha burped beer, I knew in a moment Yo, da Kringle wuz here!

Wit' a slap to dere snouts, And a yank on dere manes, He cursed and he shouted, And he called dem by name.

"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie, Yo Sally, Yo Vito, Ay Joey, Ay Paulie, Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"

As I drew out my gun And hid by da bed, Down came his boot On da top a my head.

His eyes were all bloodshot, His b.o. wuz scary, His breath wuz like sewage, He had a mole dat wuz hairy.

He spit in my eye, And he twisted my head, He soon let me know I should consider myself dead.

Den pointin' a fat finga Right unda my nose, He let out some gas, And up da chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh,.....screaming, And away dey all flew, Before he troo dem a beatin'.

But I heard him exclaim, Or better yet grump, "Merry Christmas to all, and Bite me, ya hump


Answers: 'Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mellow, Not a creature was stirrin',I had a gun unda my pillow.

When up on da roof' I heard somethin' pound, I sprung to da window, To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"

When what to my Wanderin' eyes should appear, But dat hairy elf Vinny, and eight friggin' reindeer.

Wit' a bad hackin' cough, And da stencha burped beer, I knew in a moment Yo, da Kringle wuz here!

Wit' a slap to dere snouts, And a yank on dere manes, He cursed and he shouted, And he called dem by name.

"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie, Yo Sally, Yo Vito, Ay Joey, Ay Paulie, Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"

As I drew out my gun And hid by da bed, Down came his boot On da top a my head.

His eyes were all bloodshot, His b.o. wuz scary, His breath wuz like sewage, He had a mole dat wuz hairy.

He spit in my eye, And he twisted my head, He soon let me know I should consider myself dead.

Den pointin' a fat finga Right unda my nose, He let out some gas, And up da chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh,.....screaming, And away dey all flew, Before he troo dem a beatin'.

But I heard him exclaim, Or better yet grump, "Merry Christmas to all, and Bite me, ya hump

funny and *
sadly true !!!

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  • Not as good as your others.

    tasteless. Sinply tasteless.

    hehe that was ledge!!!!!! how do you come up with this m8!!!! its wicked!!! so funny!! :] x x x x x x

    I don`t think Santa would do all that stuff.

    very funny

    well.lol

    ok lol

    hahaha,

    hehehe, you on a roll tonight hun, pmsl

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