A man come home drunk.?!
Question: A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was
all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was
with another woman.
"No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy
that even the urinals were made of GOLD!"
She said she didn't believe him, so she called the bar.
"Hello," she said, "I just want to ask one question. My husband
claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one
question; are your urinals covered in gold?"
To which she heard the bartender say, "Hey, Clarence, - I
think we found the guy who pi*sed in your saxophone!"
Answers: A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was
all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was
with another woman.
"No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy
that even the urinals were made of GOLD!"
She said she didn't believe him, so she called the bar.
"Hello," she said, "I just want to ask one question. My husband
claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one
question; are your urinals covered in gold?"
To which she heard the bartender say, "Hey, Clarence, - I
think we found the guy who pi*sed in your saxophone!"
LOL, this was hillarious!
yee ha
sometimes curiousity is not so good
LOL thats pretty funny. Here's a star.
Hehe!!! :O omg that was well funny!! that was well good!!! keep them jox comin babe!!!!! :P x x x x x
have u got any more and have ever pi**ed in a saxophone
lol
it's good to not be clarence!
Berry Goot!!!
very good
holy crap thats funny!!!!
good'n *
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Love it*
Ha Ha that one was very funny.
ouch
well.lol
hahaha
lol,lol,lol, 10/10,star,excellent.
oops she dropped him in it hun, pmsl
star time
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