Funniest short joke?!
Question: What's the funniest / shortest / silliest joke (must be the same joke) that you know? Keep it clean or at least PG-13 -- they're always funnier anyway.
Here's mine:
Q: What goes, "ha ha ha bonk"?
A: A man laughing his head off.
Answers: What's the funniest / shortest / silliest joke (must be the same joke) that you know? Keep it clean or at least PG-13 -- they're always funnier anyway.
Here's mine:
Q: What goes, "ha ha ha bonk"?
A: A man laughing his head off.
An elephant asks a camel, "Why are your boobs on your back?". The camel says "Well, that's a strange question coming from someone whose wiener is on his face."
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Frog in a blender
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A motorpike and sidecarp
whats pink and fluffy?
a piece of pink fluff
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What is green has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
a pool table
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What's red and goes up and down?
A tomato in a lift (elevator)
What do they call a pig with no eye?
A Pg
What do you call a deer with no eye?
No idea
What do they call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
How many elephants can you fit in a car?
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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
What's purple and buzzes?
An electric plum
What's the difference between a bench and a black man?
A bench can support his family