Top ten things not to say to parents when picking up your date.?!
Question: Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
9. "Show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
6. "I just got my license today."
5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me
mature."
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?
Answers: Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
9. "Show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
6. "I just got my license today."
5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me
mature."
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?
You are getting more stars tonight girl - got your flag out for tomorrow??? I have
Ha ha ha! Speaking from personal experience are we?!
loll #2 is my favorite.
hehe
haha im def gonna bust some of those out sometime
no: 8 does it for me xx
lol
hahaha number one's definately a great icebreaker!
Funny! 10!
HAHA NUMBAH 8 iS MY FAV 2. DATS IS THA ONE DAT MADE ME CHUCKLE.
What about - Hi Mom and Dad, did you hear the condom broke?
well.lol
He!he! very funny....
Bonjour madam
very naughty indeed, lol
aurevoir
hehehe, wonder how many men have said thost things, pmsl hun
star time
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another great funny round from you thanx *
Very good! Don't suppose you've read the book 'How to win friends and influence people'
Certainly makes an impression.
good one
lol!!
Good stuff! lol.
lol, good one