Found in the personal ads?? there true honest!!!?!
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FANTASTIC PERSONAL ADS
And who said all the good ones were taken ?
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Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict
interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes,
Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on
Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by
long-time fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable
woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of
hatchet-faced bitches.
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Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed
and shitty after a few pints, seeks attractive, wealthy
lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp
cottage in the **** end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21
year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.
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Devil-worshiper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady,
for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing,
romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries
at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes,
seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM
and 11:30 PM.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old
double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has
an open-minded twin sister.
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FANTASTIC PERSONAL ADS
And who said all the good ones were taken ?
--------------------------------------...
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict
interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes,
Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on
Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
--------------------------------------...
Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by
long-time fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable
woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of
hatchet-faced bitches.
--------------------------------------...
Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed
and shitty after a few pints, seeks attractive, wealthy
lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
--------------------------------------...
Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp
cottage in the **** end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21
year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.
--------------------------------------...
Devil-worshiper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady,
for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing,
romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries
at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes,
seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM
and 11:30 PM.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old
double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has
an open-minded twin sister.
something differant, ah! thanks for posting!*
hmm i think i know a couple of them lol
good
very very funny me gal!
what can i say
erm ..........
very .....erm.........
O.P.T.I.M.I.S.I.C
lolz
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great!!
the last one suits me,l.o.l.
there"s a few good one"s left then??! ah! ah!*
very funny. laughed until I wet myself. well not really but it was funny lol
what one are u going 4 then? lol
Good ones! 100!
he! he!no wonder the irish are always smiling!!
keep on rocking no8!!
Those were brilliant and scary lol.*
do they come with bottle openers .lol