Play hard with men...?!
Question: when a man says...
"so, what do u do for a living?"
respond with....
"i'm a female impersonator."
when a man says...
"Hey baby, what's your sign?"
you respond with...
"Do not enter."
when a man says...
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
you respond with...
"unfertilized."
when a man says...
"if i could see you naked, i'd die happy."
you respond with...
"if i saw you naked, i'd probably die laughing."
Answers: when a man says...
"so, what do u do for a living?"
respond with....
"i'm a female impersonator."
when a man says...
"Hey baby, what's your sign?"
you respond with...
"Do not enter."
when a man says...
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
you respond with...
"unfertilized."
when a man says...
"if i could see you naked, i'd die happy."
you respond with...
"if i saw you naked, i'd probably die laughing."
haha. sweet. never heard 'em before. :]]
they were awesome!
and go Avril Lavigne! ?
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lol but i have heard them b4
Funny! 10!
lol
well.lol
Never head egg one before. You have a face your mother could love and your father die laughing at.
Heard them. Loved them.
Haha!
the last one is funny
Haha
I've heard them before but it's still funny
what that so funny, I'm not like that. I'm different.