Reading In Bed?!
Question: A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her p*ssy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped
and went back to reading his book. The wife got up and started stripping in front of him.
The husband was confused and asked, "What the hell are doing, taking all your jammies off?"
The wife replied, "You were playing with my p*ssy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier".
The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.
Answers: A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her p*ssy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped
and went back to reading his book. The wife got up and started stripping in front of him.
The husband was confused and asked, "What the hell are doing, taking all your jammies off?"
The wife replied, "You were playing with my p*ssy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier".
The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.
ahh am getting the jist your on a dirty theme with these pmsl*
Funny! 10!
Eww! :P That's gonna get the book all slimy!
Lol, that was kinda funny.
yuk
Loved it!
Funny!!!!!!
Hih-lair-ee-us.
yuk lol
It's ok. I guess..
MG. (my gosh!)
Yeeeeuuuuk
well.lol
i hope she said after that ' i hope you get a bloody paper cut then!' then walk out of the room and not give him nething for...a long time or atleast till he gets papercuts from his book he's "supposedly' reading....lol. sry... =D little to much thinking on that one.
Ha ha ha very good
Ha! well at least it wasn't his man juices he was using to turn the pages. She got a lil sumthin sumthin!
hahaha i'll have to try that out
Great one thanks for posting. lol
lol,10/10, *.excellent and hilarious.