Just three words?!
Question: The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked, "What is the condition?"
The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, reached into her purse and slowly counted out four $5 bills, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said... "Clean my house."
Answers: The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked, "What is the condition?"
The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, reached into her purse and slowly counted out four $5 bills, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said... "Clean my house."
bloody hell..i just FELL OFF MY CHAIR!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! litterally ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha! ;)
that's more like it - send him round !
That was funny .LOL
:o) hehe
good one.
Good one!!! And when he is finished, send him to mine i will pay $25
ha ha ha ha
I've heard this one before but it's still one of the funniest ones I've ever been told.
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this is so funny
i loved it
Brill - and if he can do some gardening too ........
well.lol
Brilliant love it
Funny! 10!
heard dis one b4 but stil gd...
YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!
oh, happy days.
WHOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!! =D
brilliant again lol.*
good one
Great one thanks . lol
lol, 10/10, very funny indeed.
i am god