Does this Answer your question?!
Question: One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, totally naked woman sitting in the back seat.
"Where to?" he stammered.
"Union Station," answered the woman.
"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"
"Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does *THIS* answer your question?"
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"
Answers: One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, totally naked woman sitting in the back seat.
"Where to?" he stammered.
"Union Station," answered the woman.
"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"
"Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does *THIS* answer your question?"
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"
Brian, you really do need a slapped a*s sometimes!
How many times have I told you not to tell these jokes to nice, polite young lpeople? (Some of whom may be reading this)
Now, get back in your room & by tomorrow I want a full report of how you spend your allowance each week.
(And the website where you get these jokes from)lol!
eww but thats funny 10 and also have a star
hahaha
i dont get it....help! i wanna kno
wow lol
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
That was funny but why would he want it smaller i starred your qustion please i need points!
Ha ha hahahahahaha You're on form again tonight!
loved it lol
star for you
well.lol
OUCH!!!!! lol
wow, that's harsh!
that was perverted
haha gross
That was funny...good one!
oolala..my song..."sooommmebodyyyyy'sss a hooooommmooooo!" haha! hilarious joke!!
lol...
brings back memories from a cab driving career
hahaha another cracker brian lol*
very good
Excellent joke thanks
lol,10/10, *, funny.