Yay or Nay...? Little Johnny Strikes Again!!?!
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The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted
you to use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boob's are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
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The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted
you to use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boob's are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
Little Johnny....I'wonder if'n hes any relation to Larry the cable guy.
not the best little johnny joke but its ok i guess
LOL***
Little Johnny rocks!
Yay!!! God bless Little Johnny. I mean, God bless him now, 'cuz after he dies he's gonna go to hell and he's Just not gonna understand why! LOL
ha!
lmao***** that was funny
Yay.
Oh little Johnny, what a character. :P
that was funnyyyyyy!
another funny mouldy oldie 8/10
It was cool, I heard it before but it still made me smirk.
I can believe she did , the poor soul ! Where do you get them....or do you make them up ? Thanks .
love litlle johnny.. ever so creative..