What is the funniest thing someone has said to you?!


Question: My brother said a funny thing today and I wanna share it with you all:


In this world, you got to give to receive. I gave and I didn't receive $#!t, so F*** it

What are yours?


Answers: My brother said a funny thing today and I wanna share it with you all:


In this world, you got to give to receive. I gave and I didn't receive $#!t, so F*** it

What are yours?

it takes 84 muscles to frown but only four to smack you upside your f*ckin head so dont piss me off

My great grandma once told me that I should become a flight attendant so that I could sleep with all of the pilots.

My friend Gavin told me to go to bulgaria, do a backflip off a cows head, eat the number seven, come back, tell me how it was, then lay face down in the dirt and say hi my name is dave.

yeah we have some pretty good times :P

that cows can't survive in space due to the muscular problems of exerting milk so in space it would go inwards and they would grow another four legs giving them superspeed causing them to die of fright

2:11

Why do the hell I always find.. that I am surrounded by Dumbos?
Always i have to wit them out and they understand a hour later!!!!!!

my friend said that he was going to selling his dearest Benz car for $10,000 so that he could buy a new house... but luckily he won a lottery $12,000 and he could buy a new car with that but he was going to miss his Benz anyway...
I was like "oh....... WHAT?!?!''



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