Rock, Paper, Siccors?!
Question: I understand how sissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no freakin way paper can beat rock, is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and leave it immoble? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why arent sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that **** up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I walways choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh **** I am sorry, I thought paper wound protect you, you a$$hole
Answers: I understand how sissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no freakin way paper can beat rock, is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and leave it immoble? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why arent sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that **** up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I walways choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh **** I am sorry, I thought paper wound protect you, you a$$hole
x^D ROFLMAO! *star* for you for this joke! It is something to really think about!
You obviously haven't seen the rolls of paper they have at newspaper places.
http://www.fmcsgvs.com/images/pprolls_01...
you'd get "rocked" by one of those suckers.
I see you have never been to court to find the real power of paper. Try and be a little more civilized and we will not have to put you away.
the point is paper covers rock
nice joke
i know exactly whay your saying! rock beats all:p
Well good joke.. PEOPLE its a joke, have a sense of humor. and also the guy that gave website of the printing newspapers lmao.. funny
lololol
papercut
lol i should try that
lol i love this....what movie was that in?