An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman are talking about their local pubs....?!
Question: The Englishman says "Ye Ole James Pub is the best place in the world. After the fifth drink, the sixth is on the house!"
The Scot says "Ian's Place has James' place beat. When you buy four, the fifth one is free!"
The Irishman says "That's nothing! At O'malleys, all the drinks are free! You can drink whatever you want...as much as you want. Then, when you're on the verge of passing out, they take you upstairs and you have all kids of free sex!"
The Englishman and the Scot don't believe a word of it. "Have you ever been there yourself?" they ask.
"No, but my sister goes all the time!"
Answers: The Englishman says "Ye Ole James Pub is the best place in the world. After the fifth drink, the sixth is on the house!"
The Scot says "Ian's Place has James' place beat. When you buy four, the fifth one is free!"
The Irishman says "That's nothing! At O'malleys, all the drinks are free! You can drink whatever you want...as much as you want. Then, when you're on the verge of passing out, they take you upstairs and you have all kids of free sex!"
The Englishman and the Scot don't believe a word of it. "Have you ever been there yourself?" they ask.
"No, but my sister goes all the time!"
I think you scared them off with this typo above:
you have all kids of free sex!"
LMFAO