Ribbons......?!
Question: A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, unable to sleep, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it around the dog's testicles, and sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps very soundly.
The next morning, the husband wakes up very hung over.
He tumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.
He is very confused, and, as he walks back into the bedroom, he notices a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head, looks down at the dog and says:
"Boy, don't remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place!"
Answers: A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, unable to sleep, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it around the dog's testicles, and sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps very soundly.
The next morning, the husband wakes up very hung over.
He tumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.
He is very confused, and, as he walks back into the bedroom, he notices a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head, looks down at the dog and says:
"Boy, don't remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place!"
By far the best joke I ever heard. I reluctantly started to read and by the time I completed reading it, I could not control my laughter, a loud one. Thank you. I have noted your name for more of such jokes.
Good One I cant stop laughing. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
An oldie, but a goody.
haha
Brilliant he! he! he! better tell the wife she has been looking for a remedy for my snoring.......
that is silly
it means
1st and 2nd place ribbins for best testicles
how many beers did you say you had lol
hahaha!
Dr Demento played a song about a drunken lad and some mischievous lasses who had some fun. check it out.
Brilliant, very good, one to spread around.
good laugh, funny, very funny.
a star for you *
omg that was soo funny! star4u
funny one lol :) !!!!
not bad
hehehe, excellent hun, who got best in show, pmsl
star time
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Excellent.
ha ha
its so funny very nice
very funny have a star
Award winning.....lol.....good one and have not heard that one.....
hahaha!!
good one!!
you always give me a laugh!!
starred!!
loool
Absolbloominlootley brilliant!!! lol