Yea, Nay or Hell...?!
Question: A guy dies and he goes to Hell. He is nervous obviously, because he has heard a lot of bad things about this place. The Devil appears before him.
Devil: Welcome to Hell!
Guy: You know, I am kind of nervous, I've heard a lot of bad things. I'm scared...
Devil: It's not so bad! Do you like to eat?
Guy: Yeah, I like to eat...
Devil: Well that's Great! On Mondays you can eat all you want and never get fat because you are in Hell and you are allready dead!
Guy: Hey, that's not so bad!
Devil: Do you like to drink?
Guy: Yeah, I've been known to stop at a bar a lot...
Devil: Well thats great! On Tuesdays you can drink all you want and never get alcohol poisoning because you are in hell and allready dead!
Guy: Hey, this isn't that bad!
Devil: Do you like to smoke?
Guy: Yeah, I do smoke ciggarettes a couple times a day...
Devil: Well that's great! Because on Wednesdays you can smoke all you want and not get cancer because you are in Hell and allready dead!
Guy: Hey that's not bad!
Devil: Do you do drugs?
Guy: Yeah, I have... Not proud of it...
Devil: Well, that's great! On Thursdays you can do any drug you want and never get in trouble or die because you are in Hell and you are allready dead!
Guy: Hey this is great!
Devil: Are you gay?
Guy: No, I'm not gay...
Devil: Oh... Then you aren't going to like Fridays very much.
Answers: A guy dies and he goes to Hell. He is nervous obviously, because he has heard a lot of bad things about this place. The Devil appears before him.
Devil: Welcome to Hell!
Guy: You know, I am kind of nervous, I've heard a lot of bad things. I'm scared...
Devil: It's not so bad! Do you like to eat?
Guy: Yeah, I like to eat...
Devil: Well that's Great! On Mondays you can eat all you want and never get fat because you are in Hell and you are allready dead!
Guy: Hey, that's not so bad!
Devil: Do you like to drink?
Guy: Yeah, I've been known to stop at a bar a lot...
Devil: Well thats great! On Tuesdays you can drink all you want and never get alcohol poisoning because you are in hell and allready dead!
Guy: Hey, this isn't that bad!
Devil: Do you like to smoke?
Guy: Yeah, I do smoke ciggarettes a couple times a day...
Devil: Well that's great! Because on Wednesdays you can smoke all you want and not get cancer because you are in Hell and allready dead!
Guy: Hey that's not bad!
Devil: Do you do drugs?
Guy: Yeah, I have... Not proud of it...
Devil: Well, that's great! On Thursdays you can do any drug you want and never get in trouble or die because you are in Hell and you are allready dead!
Guy: Hey this is great!
Devil: Are you gay?
Guy: No, I'm not gay...
Devil: Oh... Then you aren't going to like Fridays very much.
Hahahahahahaaaa! Gay Friday! Love it! :-D
I don't get it.
Can someone care to explain this?
lol, thats cute.
Ha, that's funny. :-]
Star for you!
nice job. i like it.
I don't think this will go down well with some people on YA. But so far, I am enjoying it, so thanks.
to the girl up there,.. how is it cute LOL hes going to get a bad feeling in his bottem! BAD BAD FEELING
Thats pretty good
see i get that those are the things that you go to hell for lol and i think that its a cute joke.
a haha that sucks for him.
haha
yay
does that mean the devil is gay cuz i mean the devil would proly change it if he wasnt