I have 2 blonde jokes,and this is not meant to affend anyone?!
Question: this guy is mowing his lawn and his neighbor (who happens to be a blonde) comes out and opens her mailbox stomps her foot and goes back inside and he thinks how weird but goes back to mowing his lawn several minutes later she does the same thing he shuts offf his lawn mower heads over to her mailbox nothings wrong with it that he can see he goes back 2 mowing she comes out again he shuts of his lawn mower so he asks her "y do u keep coming out here every 5 min." "i keep hearing this little voice that says youve got mail but when i come out here i dont have any!" she quickly responds.
two blondes were walking to disneyland and they came to a sign that said disneyland left so they went home
Answers: this guy is mowing his lawn and his neighbor (who happens to be a blonde) comes out and opens her mailbox stomps her foot and goes back inside and he thinks how weird but goes back to mowing his lawn several minutes later she does the same thing he shuts offf his lawn mower heads over to her mailbox nothings wrong with it that he can see he goes back 2 mowing she comes out again he shuts of his lawn mower so he asks her "y do u keep coming out here every 5 min." "i keep hearing this little voice that says youve got mail but when i come out here i dont have any!" she quickly responds.
two blondes were walking to disneyland and they came to a sign that said disneyland left so they went home
Hah, those made me laugh.
Dumb & dumber
there both funny i heard the second one before but with florida in stead
well.lol