The Germans are coming.......?!


Question: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish."

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c" . . . Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k." This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased with the "f." This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.


Answers: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish."

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c" . . . Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k." This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased with the "f." This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Hov kum, you lost me somevhere betwen za midle to za end
Da Engleezy da ya morsy

ve ilk it.lol

HA HA HA! HILARIOUS!

Good one.

that is confusing thanx for confusing me
JEEZ THANX!

LOL did it turn back into german??

hahah. nice

Im a blonde a straight a blonde but i can be pretty darn dumb and i thought that was more confusing than it was funny but it was funny!****************

Funny! 10!

the dream will finally come true

I just posted this yesterday.

nicccccccceeeeeeeeee

okay have a star

Only people who speak German will understand this joke as it refers to the fact that the language is reversing back to German.
But it was funny though.

Ur vilkum sveetie! Ur viry funy!

wi ashan keda.... I bekooz



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