Have you ever seen anyone actually laughing all the way to the bank?!


Question: And if so, what was so damned funny?


Answers: And if so, what was so damned funny?

No. I have not. But I laughed my way all the way to the bank one time. Let me see if I can remember was was so damned funny that day...

...hmm...

Oh yeah. It all started when I woke up and remembered that the day before, I had lost my job, my girlfriend, and maybe had a little stuff to smoke that I never have before. A friend said to me, you just have to laugh. So I did. And it felt good. My neighbor in the apartment next door banged on the wall to calm the noise, and a picture fell, the cat spooked and jumped out the window. She landed in a vat of angry monkeys who all had a beef with her. I laughed harder.

I picked my nose and found a blue one. Now THAT was funny.

Got dressed to go to the bank to cash my last paycheck. Still laughing. Looked in the mirror and realized I had donned a pair of Mork from Ork suspenders.

Busted a gut.

Couldn't stop. Had the weirdest feeling all morning and realized that the rubber strap in my underwear had busted and it felt like my pants were falling down wherever I went. I had tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard.

Passed by a porn shop that had a Paris Hilton video advertised in the window saying that she was hot. I almost fell to the ground rolling and kicking.

Noticed the cop on the street directing traffic watching me suspiciously until he swallowed his whistle like in that 'Frosty the Snowman' cartoon. I thought I was going to die.

Made it to the bank and they asked me what was so damned funny. I told them I had forgot my wallet at home. The security guard escorted me out and was nice enough to tell me they would like my business another day.

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50 cent is weird

I have once, but the guy was literally a clown - red nose, big feet, the works. I followed him to see what was so funny, and turns out he had been listening to a Ron White CD.

Yes! the bank manager!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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