A couple of Yo Mumma jokes...?!
Question: Yo momma so hairy she Chewbacca’s stunt double
Yo momma so fat she make free Willy look like a TIC TAC
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford a free sample
Yo momma so poor she put a milkshake at McDonalds on lay by
Yo momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish
Yo momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo momma so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
Yo momma so black she got marked absent at night school
Yo momma so fat she got more crack than Whitney and Bobby
I got these over the weeks of watching yo momma on MTV.. In Australia it's been taken off air for some reason but yeah i think their the funniest!
Answers: Yo momma so hairy she Chewbacca’s stunt double
Yo momma so fat she make free Willy look like a TIC TAC
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford a free sample
Yo momma so poor she put a milkshake at McDonalds on lay by
Yo momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish
Yo momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo momma so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
Yo momma so black she got marked absent at night school
Yo momma so fat she got more crack than Whitney and Bobby
I got these over the weeks of watching yo momma on MTV.. In Australia it's been taken off air for some reason but yeah i think their the funniest!
Those are funny haha
I heard one that goes...yo momma so fat, when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck halfway...
its probably an old one but its always a crowd pleaser
ok g8
sorry american Humour not well received in U K
too racisist I,m afraid
Pretty funny. 8/10!