Don't mess with children!!!!!!!!?!
Question: A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer,she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
Answers: A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer,she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
good one.... and this one for u.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a 100 Rs. note in one hand and two 5 Rs. Coins in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the coins and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the coins instead of the 100 Rs. note?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the 100 Rs note, the game's over!"
Hehehehehhe .... Never mess with kids !!!!!!!!
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Rofl!!
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was she an head teacher .lol
Very nice.
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Ha ha ha....
very good