Another oldie funny or not?!
Question: A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a
diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a
day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I
see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing
nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was
going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping.
Answers: A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a
diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a
day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I
see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing
nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was
going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping.
hop it .lol
Funny
Ha ya its pretty cool!
lol
have heard it quite a few times but still makes me chuckle a little!!!
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its new to me , good one
NICE
ha ha ha wonderful...the result was better than what the doctor think of. The doctor learned something out of the blonde. See, blondes have extraordinary intelligence.
hahahaha
Funny! 10!
hehe an oldie but goodie joke
very good!and im blonde!
aint heard that one before lol
gold star!
not exactly falling off my chair, but its hard first thing monday morning, so you get a star award
funny. not heard this one. lol
lol
Funny one.
Good one thanks Lol