I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.?!
Question: We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager finally had enough, he sarcastically asked,
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son."
Answers: We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager finally had enough, he sarcastically asked,
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son."
that would be priceless.....
true story at a restaurant my dad acted like he was chocking the waitress slapped him on the back ...he spit his teeth out and looked at her and said did you have to hit me that hard....she freaked ran to get her manager.....by the time they got back there dad is laughing his as* off....
that's brilliant! star for you!
That sounds like my mum!
LMAO!! That was a good one!
too funny!!
That is hilarious! I wonder what the kid was thinking after that one! haha
Can't imagine having a dad like that!!
thats cool...
lol goooood *** one i reallt like it